RadioShack® Extra-Loud LED Alarm Clock w/ Night-Light

Comments about RadioShack® Extra-Loud LED Alarm Clock w/ Night-Light:

Everyone knows being an adult stinks. You have to GET UP. Especially, for me, on Thursdays at 6 a.m. to put out my trash, because the truck DOES NOT stop when you run behind it screaming, dragging leaky trash bags. This clock will help you do that, rather violently, I might add. If you are a prankster, you can scare pets and older relatives with this clock. Just be prepared for the consequences! Also, and I am actually being serious here, if you have heart trouble, high blood pressure, etc. you may want to leave this clock at Radio Shack. It is quite shockingly loud. I am sure there are louder clocks on the market, but trust me, if you have been used to "regular" alarm clocks, this is more than enough to get you up. I sat up like Dracula the first time this baby went off and the cat ran out of the room!

Comments about RadioShack® Extra-Loud LED Alarm Clock w/ Night-Light:

I bought this fine product in order to facilitate the speed at which I was able to arouse myself from my boudoir (I'm a proper lady). My supervisor specifically was pleased with my purchase, as he was getting ready to "PMC" due to my repeated tardiness. It has helped me in many other various goosenecking ventures, and I highly recommend other fellow gooseneckers (around here we call them 'neckers' for short) to locate their nearest RadioShack and investigate this clock.

Thug life.